So I just saw Chris Noth on the N train. Now normally and striahgt black male would have no idea who this was (unless he’s a fan on Law and Order which black men typically aren’t in any sense), but I happen to have a lot of close friend who are Women or Gay Men. That means any time you hang with a group of women or gay men, there will be viewings of Sex and the City. The if you hang out with one female friend there is a 10% chance you will watch Sex and the City. 2 women and/or gay men = 20% chance. 3 = 40%. 4 = 80%. 5 = 160%. That’s right! The increase is exponential!!
If you are hanging out with 5 women/gay men, there is a 160% chance you will watch that show. The extra 60% mean that you will unexpectedly be jostled out of your slumer by a phone call to test how much you retained from the previous evenings show.
So, yes. Chris Noth was Mr. Big. He got up out of his seat and I sat in it. Then I noticed a bunch of girls giggling, staring and then getting very silent. So I looked and I saw who it was. At first I was surprised he was on the subway, but then I thought why wouldn’t he ride the subway? If i get some sort of notoriety, I’ll ride the subway. Its convient and it something I’m used to. I always find it interesting when people assume a celebrity wouldn’t do something normal people do. Like just because Vince Vaughn is Vince Vaughn doesn’t mean he’s gonna stop eating ham sandwiches. He likes ham sandwiches. He liked them before he was famous and helikes them now. What do you think? Once the first million in went in the bank he was like “Ham and Chesse is too pedestrian, from now on I shall only eat Lobster and Cheese followed by Lamb and Quiche with mayo”? He learned the same lesson we learned from Hammer and Coery Feldman: put some money away because it won’t last forever if you do dumb shit. And that’s the truth.