Moments of Clarity #25 and #26 with Afterthoughts

#25
If you ever see a fly on a plane, train or bus, just realize they might be travelling too. Maybe they don’t mean to bug you (damn I’m good), they’re just anxious to get to Cancun.

Afterthought
Why do we say to people going on a plane ride “Have a good flight.” They don’t have any control over what happens on that plane. Just say what you mean. Say “Don’t die.” That has nothing to do with the plane. If it goes down, kick, scratch, swim, just don’t die. Find your way to a deserted island and put to use all the lessons you got from the movie Castaway.

#26
I wonder how many people who were staff researchers lost their jobs due to google.

Afterthought
You ever have the occurence where it seems you see the same random actor a a lot on tv in different ways or you hear the same random song so many times in a short amount of time you think “Is it their birthday? Did they just die?” I’ve heard the song “Wishing Well” by Terence Trent D’arby too many times in the last 2 days for it to be a coincidence. Google told me his birthday isn’t until March 15th. What’s the deal???

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