Moment of Clarity #13 (short sketch)

There must have been a time in the lives of Jim Henson and Frank Oz when their friends would ask them to say stupid shit in the voices of Kermit or Yoda.

FRIEND
Ooh Ooh Frank! Say um…say “You spilled ketchup on my sequin shirt and you’ve ruined it” as Yoda!

FRANK (as Yoda)
Ketchup you have spilled on my sequin shirt. Ruined it you have.

FRIEND
SHIT THAT IS FUNNY! Hey hey, Jim, say “Miss Piggy likes to get freaky in the bedroom.”

JIM
No, I don’t want to. This is stupid.

FRIEND
Come on, Jim, don’t be a fag!

JIM
I told you no!

FRIEND
DON’T BE A CANDY ASS PUSSY, JIM!

FRANK
Yeah, Jim. I just did Yoda.

JIM
Fine. (as Kermit) “Miss Piggy is a freak in the bedroom…”

FRIEND
She likes whips and chains…

JIM
“…she likes whips and chains…”

FRIEND
And a finger up her porky ass…

JIM
Oh come on! I’m not saying that!

FRIEND and FRANK
DO IT!

Jim
“…and a…and a finger up her porky ass.”

FRIEND
HAHAHAHAHA! Dammit that is hilarious. You guys have given a new purpose for my life. You know what? Lunch is on me.

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