(http://photos1 NULL.blogger NULL.com/blogger/1255/960/1600/p_triportie_l_b NULL.jpg)I saw an ad for the new Bose headphones on the subway today pictured to the left. These fit comfortably in your ear and have “life like sound.” How appropriate. If I was walking through a crowded street, I could put on these headphones, turn my iPod to the track “Street Sounds” and have real “life like” sounds around me. So much more “life like” then the sounds that are like life. THANK GOD I’ve got an effective way to drown out everything around me and really plunge deeper into the self isolation that New York makes you crave with “life like” sound. Taking in the streets and people around me is just WAY TOO MUCH for me and my hearing. I’ve already mastered physically and emotionally avoiding any sort of situation. Now my dulling of my senses is almost complete. If only there were sunglasses that showed “life like” high definition digital pictures on them while I walked down the street, then I could take in almost nothing. I wouldn’t have to see, hear, touch or feel anything around me. OH sounds like a dream come true. Hooray!! Yippee! Huzzah!
Now if there was only something I could do about smells.