I’m turning into an 8 year old girl.
I woke up the other day and opened my bedroom door to the living room to find a small kitten waiting to get into my room. Suddenly it flashed to me that my roommate had asked me a few weeks ago if I would mind getting a cat and suddenly there it was. Its fucking adorable.
I’m turning into an 8 year old girl. I keep playing with it. Taking pics and vids on my phone with the intention of showing them to friends and saying “Look at my cat! Isn’t is cute!”
I don’t even know its name. I just call it Cutey Cute Cute McCuterson. I’m a black man that has had a gun in my face and I’m using the word “cute” repeatedly.