i was thinking about the theme to "golden girls"

ME:…and that line that goes “If you threw a party/ invited everyone you knew/ you would see the biggest gift would be for me/ and the card attached would say/ Thank you for being a friend…” What an asshole thing to say. That if you were at someone else’s party where there were gifts, the biggest one would be for you? Nice way to ruin a birthday.

CHINASA: No no no…its the biggest gift would be from me. And I don’t even really think about it literally but more that, you know, I’ll be there for you. You know?

(pause)

ME: You’ve destoyed my morning.

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