(http://photos1 NULL.blogger NULL.com/blogger/1255/960/1600/2006 NULL.ford NULL.crown NULL.jpg)…New York City has decided to pull in a whole fleet of brand new to newish taxicabs. Of course, my predictable joke is “finally new fresh smelling cabs with leather interiors that still won’t pick me up.” OH!
Of course we’re all accustomed to the Ford Crown Victoria pictured to the right (this is a 2006 model, I’m sure the cars they have range from 98-02). I like to call them the FC Vic’s. Most people don’t know what the hell I’m talking about. I’ll say “Hey let’s go get in an FC Vic” and I’ll usually say it after someone asks me the time or my middle name. No one knows what I mean. Also, they are hard to recognize when they’re not painted yellow or without the word “Police” written on the side with sirens on top. Isn’t it hilarious that cabs and cop cars are the same model? One will be damned before they pick me up, the other CAN’T WAIT to get me in the back seat. OH!
(http://photos1 NULL.blogger NULL.com/blogger/1255/960/1600/2006sienna NULL.jpg)The other day I was walking down the street with friends in the East Village area and there were a few of us. We were going to a party I think. A birthday party. And it was far enough that it would take a while to walk, but close enough that a cab would be inexpensive. At that moment, a van cab passed by which is of course the Toyota Sienna. he refused to take us. Refused. One friend of course was angry about it. As he is right to be. There is a law. A what? A law. Well what’s a law? Glad you asked. (http://dictionary NULL.reference NULL.com/search?q=law) WOW! Dictionary.com has 22 definitions as a noun. Must be an interesting concept. Here’s the first 4.
1. the principles and regulations established in a community by some authority and applicable to its people, whether in the form of legislation or of custom and policies recognized and enforced by judicial decision.
2. any written or positive rule or collection of rules prescribed under the authority of the state or nation, as by the people in its constitution. Compare bylaw, statute law.
3. the controlling influence of such rules; the condition of society brought about by their observance: maintaining law and order.
4. a system or collection of such rules.
Hmm, so apparently there is a law that New York City cab drivers CAN NOT refuse a fare. But they do do do. Not all. I’m not gonna lump them together, but as a lot of people in this city know from personal experience that certain drivers will not take certain people to certain areas. This particular driver didn’t want to take we 5 people to our destination. “Not even a few blocks.” That is a quote.
(http://photos1 NULL.blogger NULL.com/blogger/1255/960/1600/ford%20escape NULL.5 NULL.jpg)The other day I had a cab driver (driving the new Ford Escape – escape from Manhattan) who actually said to me “I was looking for someone to go to Queens.” WHAT? Wow. Sometimes there are the people are are refreshing. Maybe even personable. Sometimes they are funny. Smart. But still whenever I get into a cab with no problems, its so confusing I don’t know what day it is. I think to myself “Is it February? Hooray, 28 days I can catch a cab.” (That’s a black history month joke for those who don’t know.)