I was in a book store the other day and saw a book called “Best of Broadway 2004.” I’ve seen this book before. Its an encyclopedia of pretty much the entire theatre season for whatever year it says. I thought to myself “Hey, I was on Broadway in 2004.” So I turned to the index and sure enough behold my name was lo. I felt good about that. Then I bombed last night. So that keeps me in check. Its all about checks and balances.
PS. A stripper or hooker named Chastity is always funny.