Archive for April, 2007

i can commit

Thursday, April 12th, 2007

i can i can i can!!

so the Bay-Ron (that’s me) has been on the road a lot the last few months. Going back and forth to NYC. this is the first FULL week I’ve had in the city in a few months. feels nice having some down time.

i’m doing a lot of research right now to write some new jokes. Does that makes sense? Any at all? I mean I’m a guy who refused to write research papers in high school. Refused! (hence my lack of knowing how to put ideas into words – even this parenthetical is flawed! i don’t know where the punctuation goes!)

I failed an English class because the paper was a huge part of my semester grade. I didn’t want to write it. I mean, come on, there were reruns of the Simpsons on! (ended a sentence with a prepostion) Now, when faced with making drunken people that don’t really know how to deal with their own existence laugh, I’m like, “I best hits them books!” …And by books I mean the internet.

–i watching a movie right now called Running Scared – here’s the info from cable…
3 stars. ’88. Two cool Chicago undercover officers try to put a drug lord permanently out of business. Starring Gregory Hines, Billy Crystal, Jimmy Smits, Steven Bauer, Darlanne Fluegel, Joe Pantoliano, Directed Peter Hyams– Does it SOUND like there can ever be a better movie?

My relationship with stand up is tumultuous at best. Right now we’re having some issues. I’ve been spending a lot of time with her lately, but that STILL doesn’t seem like enough. I just want her to be good to me sometimes. I know she has been and will be, but right now it seems like she wants me dead.