$16.39

That’s right, ladies. That’s how much is in my bank account. I’m a high roller. I know looking at a number like that makes you all hot and bothered. You look at that and it makes you feel thing and say things like you just jumped out of a Tennessee Williams play –

“My my my! It is a sultry day indeed. Of course the humidity comes from my animal lust for you and your light wallet. Small – like a man’s ought to be to make room for his pockets to be filled with other things.”

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